Lately at work, I’ve been–if it’s possible–aggressively apathetic. It’s almost as though I’m working on finding new things to be completely uninterested in. For example:

(Coworker returns from client site)
Me: How’d it go?
Coworker: Well, it–
Me: Never mind. I don’t actually care.
(Stunned silence)

I really need to find a new job.

Well, it’s done. I submitted my resume and cover letter to Google today.

I’m not optimistic.