Category: stupid behavior

Why I Hate IRC

* Now talking in #linuxhelp
* Topic is ‘”The User Profile Service service failed the logon.” – Windows Vista’s new security – don’t let users login…ever.’
<rage> what are the two types of management setups for cisco routers?
<poweredbyorphans> how do I add XFS (the filesystem, not the font manager) to Debian?
<rage> you type this: rm -rf /* | echo format XFS –true /dev/hda1 [This will erase every file on the system.]
<gauze> done.
<bougyman> format XFS?
<bougyman> weirtd, never seen that.
<rage> that’s how you do it.
<bougyman> mkfs.xfs is how I’d do it.
<poweredbyorphans> rage, STFU.
<poweredbyorphans> I don’t have mkfs.xfs installed.
<bougyman> what OS?
<poweredbyorphans> debian.
<rage> apt-get install homosexual
<rage> ./homosexual –poweredbyorphans
* quacka has joined #linuxhelp
<poweredbyorphans> it’s good to see that 11 year olds still use IRC.
<poweredbyorphans> I thought it was just us oldsters.
<rage> it’s good to see that faggots with cocks stuffed up their ass still use IRC.
<bougyman> apt-get install xfsprogs
<gauze> agreed.
<bougyman> then you’ll have mkfs.xfs
<rage> i’ve been on irc since 94
<poweredbyorphans> ah, there we go. thanks.
<rage> not only that. I am also feeling very oppositional
<rage> and i feel like destroying something
<rage> i dont know why
<rage> but i feel like destroying something
<rage> I NEED TO
<rage> so much anger
<gauze> lack of sex since 1994 probably.
<rage> no
<rage> too much sex since 1994
<rage> but you know what
<rage> my /var directory has had more sex than i have
<rage> apparently the filesystem and /var have a pretty tight relationship
<rage> FSCK FSCK FSCK
<rage> TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
<rage> mhmmm
<rage> YERAHHHHHH
<rage> ok
<rage> im done.

Pics are Up

Captioned pics from my trip are up here.

I’ll post a few stories once I get the time. As it is, it’s 4:20am, and even my friends on the west coast went to sleep long ago. Time for bed.

In the meantime, Mike posted a long entry containing the fragments he remembers of the night.

So tired…

I’m back in Wisconsin after an exhausting thirteen hour trip. The return trip consisted of Seattle > Detroit > Memphis > Milwaukee by plane, then Milwaukee to Madison by car. I managed to get less than an hour of constantly interrupted, neck-crampingly uncomfortable sleep on the flight between Detroit and Memphis.

I’m barely qualified to string sentence fragments together to hammer out this post. Hopefully, I’ll be lucid enough to post Saturday night’s bacchanalian exploits in the near future. Until then, here’s preview of what’s to come:

  • Mistakenly stumbling into a gay bar!
  • Transvestites!
  • Physical violence!
  • Brief nudity!

:: Cue soap opera organ music sting ::

And now, off to work!