Category: rants

Goddammit, NBC.

I could give a tenth of a fuck about the Olympics. I was happy that the opening ceremony took place today, because that meant they’re that much closer to being done. I really want to stop reading and hearing about them in the news, and they can’t go away soon enough.

There is exactly one Olympic event that I would watch: Tae Kwon Do. Those guys are amazing. I might even be able to pick up a combo or two watching them. NBC isn’t televising any of the competition. Apparently, watching men and women with insane levels of skill fight using razor-sharp reflexes isn’t interesting enough to warrant air time.

You know what is being televised?

  • Handball
  • Badminton
  • Water Polo
  • Canoeing
  • Field Hockey
  • Table Tennis

Are they serious? Handball? Water Polo? Fucking Ping Pong? I didn’t even know that any of these were Olympic events, much less that anyone would be willing to watch them on TV.

It Sucks Being “The Night Guy”

I’m really sick of being “The Night Guy.” I hate to sound like Rodney Dangerfield, but I don’t get any respect. Until recently, I’d gotten used to the string of unintentional oversights by my coworkers–food brought in to the break room always gone by the time I get in, important meetings scheduled outside my work hours, little or no communication between shifts–mostly little things that imply that my coworkers never even consider the fact that anyone works different hours than they do. Lately, however, it’s just been getting insulting.

In March I asked to be switched to the day shift. This is a reasonable request, considering I’ve been here for more than two years. Despite my boss’s continuing reassurances that they’re working on hiring someone to take over my current hours, I’m still working the same shift. Since I requested the change, they hired a new tech. He works Monday through Friday, 9am until 6pm. If you were wondering, yes, that’s the shift I wanted. He does the exact same job I do, and they pay him more.

When I got into the office after my weekend, someone had swapped my desk chair for a creaking, screeching, back-torturing piece of junk. When I angrily asked my coworker what happened, he told me that the owner had taken my chair and given it to one of the tenants we rent office space to. Tenant had complained to Owner about the chair I’m now sitting in, so Owner gave him my chair without even leaving me a note.

Earlier that week, the woman in charge of scheduling company events came over to my desk to tell me that they’d scheduled a company outing, a minor-league baseball game, for a Thursday night. I work Thursdays. They’d knowingly scheduled a company outing for a night when I can’t go. This would be understandable if this were a large company–but we have a total of eleven employees. Literally everyone in the company, plus a guest, gets to go except me.

I really can’t think of a better way to say to an employee, “We don’t value you” than what they’ve done over the past month. Fuck this. I’m done.

Attention: Ohio, Texas, and Rhode Island

Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you.

What in the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you vote for Hillary? If that divisive, arrogant, sneaky bitch actually gets the Democratic party’s nomination, she will lose in the general election. Republicans will actually vote for Obama–and sell their mothers to vote against Hillary.

There are already plenty of polls out there proving this. Here’s one cited by the Huffington post. Here’s a different Zogby poll cited in a Nashville newspaper.

It took me four seconds to find that information, so I’d appreciate if you’d explain to me how it is that you voted for Hillary anyway. What’s the story, there? Do you only crawl out of your abandoned missile silos to vote, then crawl back in to await the next political contest you can fuck up for the rest of us?

This is a trite, horrible phrase, and I’m ashamed to use it, but… a vote for Hillary is a vote for the Republicans. As a matter of fact, Rush Limbaugh has actually been telling his legion of slack-jawed idiots to vote for Hillary. Shouldn’t that tell you something?

You people sicken me. I consider you to be nearly as stupid as Bush voters.