Category: poverty

August 26, 2009

I finished the online weekly claims form for Unemployment, and it informed me that since I’d quit my job, I needed to call and talk to an actual human being. Sighing with annoyance, I did so.

“Unemployment,” A tired voice said. “Can I have your social security number, please?”

I rattled it off.

“I’m sorry, sir,” The voice said, now clearly annoyed. “There’s no record of a claim for you for this week.”

I looked more carefully at the form telling me to call, and noticed that it said to wait two or three hours before doing so. Apparently it takes a while for data from the online system to trickle into the phone operators’ system. I explained my error, and said I would call back in a few hours.

“Don’t bother,” said the voice. “It’s a Monday, and the system is really slow because of all the claims coming in. I wouldn’t try back until tomorrow if I were you.”

I did so. This time, the “unemployment specialist” had my info available to her. I explained my reasons for quitting my job–bounced and missing paychecks–and she dully informed me that someone would get back to me within twenty-one days.

“Ok, thank you.” I said, about to end the phone call. “…did you say twenty-one days?!”

“Yes, sir.” She responded, betraying only the barest trace of interest in the conversation. “Someone will call you, or you will receive a letter in the mail.”

Inwardly viciously cursing, I again thanked her and got off the line.

Twenty-one days, I thought. And that’s not even until I get paid. That’s when someone will begin investigating my claim.

That was two weeks ago, yesterday. My only response from unemployment thus far has been automated responses from the online claims system. I’ve continued to file for benefits in the interim, and each letter I receive in the mail informs me that my benefits are being held pending the results of the investigation.

Meanwhile, my savings are dwindling. I’m spending as little money as possible, but I still have bills to pay. My former employer owes me more than two thousand dollars, and shows absolutely no signs that she’ll be giving it to me without a lawsuit.

I’m to the point that I’m selling things I don’t need to make some extra cash. Megan, a friend, and I had a garage sale on Saturday, where I made about a hundred dollars. I sold a Wii game yesterday for a fiver at PrePlayed, and I sold a box of books to Half Price Books this morning for another fifteen. I’ve been searching through closets and boxes to find things of value I don’t mind parting with, but I’m starting to run low on them.

August 11, 2009

I quit my job on Wednesday. I don’t feel that I had any choice.

My paycheck from July 10th bounced. Because I deposit my checks at ATMs instead of actually going to a bank, it takes nine days between an ATM deposit and the bank yanking the money back out of my account.

I didn’t notice that my paycheck had bounced until several days after it happened. At the same time, I realized I hadn’t gotten paid the day before. Until then, I’d had my weeks mixed up, and thought I was getting paid next week.

A coworker and I showed up at the office the next day to confront the owner, who was in on a Sunday for some reason. My coworker hadn’t received his paycheck either–in fact, no one had. Instead, the owner had given him a $20 bill and said she hoped it would tide him over for the weekend.

She had been expecting my coworker, but not me. This was intentional, we were trying to throw her off guard and outnumber her. I showed her the NSF paycheck the bank had mailed me and demanded a replacement. She spent some time lying to us, which we tolerated with blank, unconvinced stares. After she seemed to finish, I told her that I didn’t care why my checks were bouncing. She reprinted my previous paycheck plus an additional $25 to cover bank fees for the returned check, my missed paycheck from the previous Friday, and my coworker’s missed paycheck. Both were post-dated for the following day, and she warned us not to deposit them before then because the funds wouldn’t be in the account yet. We left without thanking her.

On the way back to my car, my coworker said that he was never coming back. I couldn’t blame him. If it had been possible, I would never have gone back either. But unfortunately, in order to get back on full unemployment benefits I needed iron-clad proof that I was fully justified in quitting. There was still a small chance that these checks would clear. If they did, I’d be unemployed without any income whatsoever. I had no choice but to return to work the following Monday.

I deposited my checks at the ATM down the street from my apartment the next morning. I called my now-former coworker to see if he’d had any luck cashing his check–he’d first brought it to an Associated Bank, the bank NobleLogic uses, and they refused to cash it because of insufficient funds. He eventually managed to cash it at Wal-Mart. If his check was no good, my checks were almost certainly rubber, too. Still, I had no proof. I finished out the week.

By this point, the office had all the vitality and energy of three-day-old roadkill. Everyone’s paychecks had either bounced or never arrived at all, and we knew we were going to be out of a job very, very soon. We grudgingly worked, expecting that we wouldn’t be paid for our efforts.

Nine days went by. Late on Wednesday afternoon, I performed a now-daily ritual of logging in to my online banking account to see if my checks had bounced yet. They had. I was now fully justified in quitting. I was free. Poor, angry, and cheated… but free. I packed up the few belongings from my office I hadn’t already taken home, and left.

June 9, 2009

Correction to my last post… I’ve gone on partial unemployment because my employer can’t afford to pay me what I’m worth. I missed a few hours of work two weeks ago because of Memorial Day, which caused some kind of snafu relating to how much they’re willing to pay me for the week. I had to call to speak to a claims representative in order to iron out the details.

It took me 33 calls before I could even be placed on hold. Their system is so overburdened with claimants they don’t even have room in the queue for everyone trying to call in. It took me 15 minutes on hold to find out that they don’t have an answer for me, and that someone will call me back in a few days.

I’m still looking for a new job, this time in Seattle.