Category: metablogging

You probably haven’t noticed, but there’s a small “About” section at the bottom of the screen. I like to change it on a regular basis, sometimes more frequently than I actually post. Since I find it unlikely that anyone has been paying very close attention to my babbling, here are the banners I’ve used recently:

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is run by a heartless multinational conglomerate bent on the subjugation of all mankind. We own you.

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would probably share its Snickers© brand candy-stick with you, if you’d ask nicely and stop being so grabby all the time.

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Intarnets like Mom used to bake… before the accident.

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So I said, “Shut the fuck up, or I’ll hit you again, Grandma!”

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Where fun comes to die.

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It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I kind of like the one that I have at the moment, so there’s a halfway decent chance it will stay that way for a while.

Since Laeren recently complained about my requiring logins for commenting, I’ve been compiling a spam blacklist that I hope will catch most of the comment spam I’ve been receiving. Therefore, if you use any of the following words in a comment, it will be sent to Slashdot. This post will be updated every time I update my blacklist.

• albergo
• ambien
• augmentin
• blowjobs
• cialis
• clonazepam
• cozaar
• crestor
• generic
• hydrocodone
• lotto
• meridia
• milf
• oxycontin
• phentermine
• poker
• prescription
• rape
• ringtones
• singulair
• tramadol
• valium
• viaggi
• viagra
• vicodin
• xanax
• zithromax

Other than that, lines are open and operators are standing by. Have at it.