Category: jobs

CCNA Certification

I’m in the process of getting my Cisco Certified Network Associate (CCNA) certification. There are two routes you can take for the exam: one test with everything on it, or breaking it up into two smaller tests that contain the same information. Assuming the two-test option would be easier, I very lazily spent the last year reading and studying the first book. I finished it several months ago and never bothered to take the test.

Then, I found out that the test is changing at the beginning of next month–this would mean that my $100 study materials would be useless and need to be re-purchased, and that I’d have to re-read the intro book.

So, after studying a bit, I took the CCNA Intro exam on Friday and passed. (Whoo!) A small part of me was hoping I wouldn’t… I figured that if I failed the first exam, there would be no point in trying to pass the second within this time frame.

I now have to read and memorize a 500-page Interconnecting Cisco Networking Devices (ICND) textbook before the end of the month, then pass a test on it. Two of my coworkers have taken the full test, and both made at least two attempts before actually passing. It’s not an easy exam.

There are only 13 chapters, so I’m going to read a chapter a day. Really, this isn’t much different than what I did at the end of every semester in college… I’d typically slack off for most the semester, then realize with horror I had an entire program/case study/semester-long project due. I’d spend the next two weeks barely sleeping and working 18 hours a day, pausing only to sleep and eat.

It’s a good system.

Fuck.

Everything has been conspiring agin’ me to suck these last few days. It’s been so shity, I think it deserves bullet points.

  • I haven’t been able to sleep decently for weeks. I even went to the trouble of getting prescription sleeping pills that don’t work.
  • I spent most of yesterday fighting with Megan. It was her birthday, and I feel like an asshole about it. And we both still believe the other was wrong.
  • Work has been beating me with a spiked iron club. Our data center is currently running at about 110% of its absolute maximum capacity, but the sales department is still selling more space. I expect we’ll be another 10-20% over before we actually get in the new equipment we desperately need to increase capacity–to where it should have been six months ago.
  • We also received a massive denial of service attack to one of our spam-fighting servers today. When I got in to the office, there were 222 missed calls on my phone. I spent the rest of the day attempting to fix everything that was wrong with our shit, plus the tons of other work that the other techs didn’t have time to do during the day.

Bike Messenger

I’m planning on applying at Scram! Couriers tomorrow for a part time bike messenger job.  I basically do nothing on Mondays and Wednesdays before work, so I think it would be a lot of fun to have a reason to bike all over the city.  Not to mention getting in great shape, having fun doing it, and hopefully making enough cash to buy myself a new bike.

The bike I’ve got now is a Giant  Sedona ST, and I love it.  It’s a great bike, and it takes the abuse I throw at it, but it’s not made for road conditions.  I don’t do any mountain biking, and it’s a mountain bike.  With a top pedaling speed of around 15mph, it’s not exactly made to break any speed records–when I go out on a long ride, I like to be able to fly.  This bike simply wasn’t designed for that.

So, wish me luck.  I hope I get the job.