Category: hate

My Hometown

November 4, 2007 / / 1 Comment

Since blogging conversations with Mike seems to be in vogue lately…

A bit of a preface here: there was a guy in the class ahead of me that had sex with a cat. When Mike makes reference to “cat fucker,” he’s talking about that particular deviant.

I don’t think I really need to say it, but I don’t condone catfucking, cat-throwing, catshooting, or any of the disturbing things mentioned in this post.

Baron von Chickenpants: On a completely different note, I decided to kill myself.
Baron von Chickenpants: eventually, anyway.
Baron von Chickenpants: In 50-60 years, I’m going to off myself rather than rot in a nursing home.
Happy Pineapple: sort of like a cat?
Baron von Chickenpants: No, not like a cat.
Baron von Chickenpants: I can’t be swung into the air by my tail, then shot before I hit the ground.
Happy Pineapple: we have 50 to 60 years… I’m sure we’ll have the technology to simulate that by then.
Baron von Chickenpants: Let’s hope so.
Baron von Chickenpants: I actually knew a guy who did that.
Happy Pineapple: got a tail implanted?
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The Wonders of Modern Medical Science

October 6, 2007 / / 5 Comments

I woke up covered in hives yesterday morning. This is very strange for a few reasons. First, I have almost no allergies, so I have no idea what could have caused this. Second, I can’t remember having had hives before ever.

So, my first thought on the matter (after “What the fuck?!”) was “Huh. Allergic reaction to something. Better take an antihistamine.” So I did.

Today, I continued to be plagued by hives, so I went to the doctor.

The diganosis?

“Huh. I have no idea what could have caused this. You’re having an allergic reaction to something. Better take an antihistamine.”

Money well spent.

FUCK YOU, WORDPRESS!

May 19, 2007 / / 0 Comments

I’ve been trying all afternoon to upgrade WordPress (the software my blog runs on) from version 2.1 to 2.2. You’d think this would be a doss.

It’s not.

I’ve been working on this for three hours, not including the hour I spent on it a few days ago. For a project that updates as frequently as WordPress, they need a better way to upgrade. The current way is a mess, and I’m sick of it.

Follow up: I finally got it working. However, it required the use of a graphical file transfer client using Windows. I couldn’t copy files locally and get things working. In addition, the documentation on WordPress’ site directed me to use the wrong files for the upgrade. And I haven’t found any compelling reason for the upgrade.