Two thirteen year old girls, overheard standing behind me at Starbucks:
“I always feel so mature when I get a macchiato.”
“Why?”
“Because they’re a grown-up drink.”
Category: funny
Going for a reaction
I printed out the picture below and put it up in my cube at work. I’m hoping it will offend someone.
As a follow up, I haven’t seen Barefoot Broom Lady since I talked with her a few weeks ago. I’m hoping she’s someplace warm.
Church Signs
Anyone else seen this? The Church Sign Generator?
I think I might have unintentionally stolen this from The Simpsons. It seems familiar for some reason.
This is cheap, but funny…
No comment.
First, apologies to Danulai, who is a devout Catholic. Then, apologies to everyone else for referring to an obscure middle age practice of the Catholic church.
Yeah… I don’t know.
A few other ideas I had and rejected…
- “Now with 50% more Jesus!”
- “Does this look infected to you?”
- “Buy one baptism, get your next funeral free.”
You’ll notice I steered clear of priest molestation jokes. They’re not funny. Stop making them.