All my shit is broken, dead, or dying.
- Laptop – The power adapter died yesterday, and I don’t have an external charger for the battery. So it’s dead until I get a new one.
- Phone – The outside screen hasn’t worked for six months or more, and the mic buzzes and clicks unless I hold it in one particular clawed grip. It rebooted in the middle of a phone call the other day.
- PDA – Stopped charging. Instead, a spot just below the battery gets warm. I’m assuming there’s a short somewhere. I’ve had it since college, so it’s not worth fixing.
- Car – I hit one of Madison’s massive potholes last week hard enough to send my hubcap flying. The car stopped running, and I managed to have just enough momentum to roll into a Pier 1 parking lot before it stopped for good. I’d already spent $800 keeping the piece of shit on the road this year, so I just threw up my hands and said the hell with it. It was towed to the junkyard Monday morning.