Author: Marc Teale

Old Blog, New Tricks

[Some necessary context: this is a post that was transferred over from my other blog while I was unemployed, and Powered By Orphans was down.]

Well, I guess I’ll welcome myself back to this old Blogspot account. It’s been years since I posted here. Since I had my own server and domain at my old job, so I had no use for this account.

As some of you may know, I was fired the Friday after Obama’s inauguration. I find it ironic that just as things were looking up for the United States, things went to hell for me.

I’m hoping to keep this blog sort of quiet, and have a different focus for it. I’m not planning to send links to anyone, and I’m turning off commenting. I’m sure some people will find it, and that’s fine. I think I’m writing this for my children or grandchildren, which is why I’ll refer to events that are in the constantly in the news as if they’re obscure. When you read, imagine you’ve picked up a dusty, moldering book in your grandparents’ attic, and you learn something about your granddad’s life you’d never guessed at. My main purpose is going to be a first-person, personal documentation of America’s decline and the beginning of the second great depression.

Right now, the jury’s still out on the depression. A massive, $700 billion stimulus package was passed a few weeks ago that’s supposed to lift us out of this “recession” by the end of 2010. I doubt it will work. All the signs point heavily to the public digging in deep, and preparing for the worst.

Personally, I’ve never seen anything remotely like this. Massive, nationwide chain stores–the sort of businesses that seem far too large to die–are shutting down operations and liquidating their inventories. Driving down one of the main streets here in Madison, East Washington Avenue, is shocking. Block after block of closed businesses, space for rent, and boarded up windows. I heard on the radio this morning that Wisconsin’s unemployment rate has shot up to 7.6%. A year ago, it was 4.9%. Everyday the news gets worse. Today, the Dow closed at its lowest since 1997.

I grew up during the Clinton 90’s, which were a boom time. I saw the dot com bust, but it was a blip, and anyone with half a brain could see it coming. This… this is terrifying. I have no idea where the bottom could be. I don’t think anyone does.

As for my statement about America’s decline… the facts are plain. People like to scream that America is number one, but we haven’t been anywhere close for decades.

  • In Adult literacy, the US is tied for 17th place with (among others) Guyana. Moldova is beating us. (source)
  • We are 45th in the world for life expectancy, trailing Macau and Andorra–two countries I’ve never heard of because they were never mentioned in my lousy public school education. (source)
  • As of Darwin’s 200th birthday (February 12th, 2009) only 39% of Americans believed in evolution. (source)
  • Our infant mortality rate per 1,000 live births is 6.3. Countries with better rates: South Korea. Cuba. Slovenia. Malta. (source)
  • We are by a very wide margin the world’s greatest debtor nation.
  • The big three auto manufacturers, once the greatest in the world, are now on the brink of bankruptcy. They recently went to Washington to beg for enough money to keep making cars no one wants. We can’t even compete in a market we created.
  • We are embroiled in two pointless wars which we cannot, or will not, extricate ourselves from. They are a massive waste of money and human life. Because medical technology has managed to save far more soldiers in this war than in previous ones, the cost of their benefits and long-term care will be staggering.
  • The list goes on and on. I’ll post more as I think of them, and as they occur.

We’re still the world’s economic and military superpower, but this will not be another American century. The 21st century will be the Chinese century, or (more optimistically) an international century, powered by the growth of regional coalitions like the European Union. Our decline will mirror the Roman Empire’s. Slow, steady, and brick by brick, the American empire will be reduced to a memory.

That’s enough for now. This idea has been brewing for a while, and the list of depression symptoms is long and growing daily. I’ll have plenty to write about.

2008 Stats

I actually began recording this in the middle of January, because I thought it would be interesting to compile statistics on a year of my life.  I’d been planning to add more categories as I went along, but nothing of interest came to mind.

Books read

  1. The Assault on Reason – Al Gore
  2. Neuromancer – William Gibson (reread)
  3. Mona Lisa Overdrive – William Gibson
  4. The Art of Deception: Controlling the Human Element of Security – Kevin Mitnick and William Simon
  5. The Mother Tongue – Bill Bryson
  6. Roughing It – Mark Twain
  7. The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon – Stephen King (audiobook)
  8. Timequake – Kurt Vonnegut
  9. Slapstick – Kurt Vonnegut
  10. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams (audiobook, reread)
  11. Naked – David Sedaris
  12. The Gunslinger – Stephen King
  13. The Drawing of the Three – Stephen King
  14. The Waste Lands – Stephen King
  15. Wizard and Glass – Stephen King
  16. Wolves of the Calla – Stephen King
  17. Song of Susannah – Stephen King
  18. The Dark Tower – Stephen King
  19. Faces of the Visitors – Kevin Randle and Russ Estes
  20. The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat (and Other Clinical Tales) – Oliver Sacks
  21. Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the ’80’s – Hunter S. Thompson
  22. Diary: A Novel – Chuck Palahniuk
  23. Where Wizards Stay Up Late: The Origins of the Internet – Katie Hafner and Matthew Lyon
  24. It’s a Magical World – Bill Watterson (reread)
  25. ReVisions – Edited by Julie E. Czerneda & Isaac Szpindel
  26. Freakonomics – Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner

Paid

  • To beggars: $71
  • In parking fines: $230
  • To political campaigns: $75 ($25 to Kucinich for President, $50 to Cindy Sheehan for US Congress)

Miles

  • Run on a treadmill:32
  • Run outside:25 (approximate)
  • Flown: 7,264 (Madison -> Chicago O’Hare -> LAX -> San Diego -> Denver -> Madison)
  • Driven in my new car since August: 4,911