12:21pm, Friday

My last post was done on my iPhone, which is why it’s terse and poorly spelled.

Dear god, I need caffeine. It’s been a very frustrating morning. I started off by going to the car repair shop (“We have to special order the parts. It’s going to be $400.”), followed by the doctor’s office (“I don’t know what’s wrong with you. Go see a dentist.”), and finishing with a trip to the dentist (“The soonest we can get you in is twenty days from today.”).

I’m having the Red Bull now. I’m not reviewing it. Never having tried Red Bull is like saying you’ve never seen Star Wars: if you haven’t by now, you probably never will. But everyone else you know already has.

I’m done with driving for the rest of the day, for obvious reasons.