Did you know… vol. 2

• From June 2002 until his death in August 2005, Former President Bill Clinton was perpetually hounded by mobs of angry villagers carrying torches and pitchforks.
• English Wolfhounds were originally bred to kill Irish peasants.
• Guinea pig meat is considered a delicacy in many aboriginal cultures, due to its strong similarity in flavor and texture to human flesh.
• Anubis, the Egyptian god of the dead, was the inspiration for the character Chandler on Friends.
• Contrary to popular belief, fireworks were not created by the Chinese in the 12^th century. They were actually created by me, just last Tuesday. I totally still have some gunpowder in my basement if you want to go blow some shit up, dude.
• It is widely believed that King Louis XVI of France was present at Elvis’s birth. However, this is obviously absurd. King Louis XVI was not resurrected by scientists until 1937, two full years after Elvis’s birth.
• Judy Garland has been a celebrated gay icon for decades. However, no one outside of the gay community has ever been told why. The world’s top labs continue to research the issue.
• Brown University recently added a major in Modern American Idiocy. Curriculum goals require a subscription to People magazine, a MySpace account, and at least three hours of daily viewing of MTV.
• Four early drafts of the United State Constitution were rejected due to Thomas Jefferson’s gratuitous and frequently shocking use of profanity. Three of these revisions still exist, and are known collectively as the “King George III eats his own shit” papers.

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