Why I Hate IRC

* Now talking in #linuxhelp
* Topic is ‘”The User Profile Service service failed the logon.” – Windows Vista’s new security – don’t let users login…ever.’
<rage> what are the two types of management setups for cisco routers?
<poweredbyorphans> how do I add XFS (the filesystem, not the font manager) to Debian?
<rage> you type this: rm -rf /* | echo format XFS –true /dev/hda1 [This will erase every file on the system.]
<gauze> done.
<bougyman> format XFS?
<bougyman> weirtd, never seen that.
<rage> that’s how you do it.
<bougyman> mkfs.xfs is how I’d do it.
<poweredbyorphans> rage, STFU.
<poweredbyorphans> I don’t have mkfs.xfs installed.
<bougyman> what OS?
<poweredbyorphans> debian.
<rage> apt-get install homosexual
<rage> ./homosexual –poweredbyorphans
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<poweredbyorphans> it’s good to see that 11 year olds still use IRC.
<poweredbyorphans> I thought it was just us oldsters.
<rage> it’s good to see that faggots with cocks stuffed up their ass still use IRC.
<bougyman> apt-get install xfsprogs
<gauze> agreed.
<bougyman> then you’ll have mkfs.xfs
<rage> i’ve been on irc since 94
<poweredbyorphans> ah, there we go. thanks.
<rage> not only that. I am also feeling very oppositional
<rage> and i feel like destroying something
<rage> i dont know why
<rage> but i feel like destroying something
<rage> I NEED TO
<rage> so much anger
<gauze> lack of sex since 1994 probably.
<rage> no
<rage> too much sex since 1994
<rage> but you know what
<rage> my /var directory has had more sex than i have
<rage> apparently the filesystem and /var have a pretty tight relationship
<rage> FSCK FSCK FSCK
<rage> TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
<rage> mhmmm
<rage> YERAHHHHHH
<rage> ok
<rage> im done.

5 Comments

  1. It really does amaze me that the relative anonymity of the intartubez cause people to be such utter suck.

    Also, something about your mom.

  2. Had… to add… classic comic…

    PA: Total Fuckwad.

    And you are now added to the Mikey shitlist for making me register to comment. You’re both on notice.

  3. Yeah, sorry about that. I’m not happy about it either, but the alternative is receiving 10-20 spam comments every day.

  4. Ah, chat rooms. How I miss them.

    Wait, did I say “miss?” I think I meant to type “loathe.” I do that sometimes.

  5. Is there a way to do a CAPTCHA thing so you can enable anonymous comments, but still defeat the evil robots?

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