I should probably explain this, but I’m not going to. Deal with it.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:01 AM):
http://protoncharging.com/gb/2005/04/11/new-gb-trivia-ron-jeremy-in-gb/

Tambo ( ) says (12:01 AM):
SPEAKING OF YOU.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:01 AM):
YES?!

Tambo ( ) says (12:02 AM):
i knew that. you’re late to the game.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:03 AM):
do you want something, pigfucker?

Tambo ( ) says (12:03 AM):
oh yeah. i want something.

Tambo ( ) says (12:06 AM):
it kind of freaks me out that mike has the huge pictures on messenger.

Tambo ( ) says (12:06 AM):
your forehead needs its own zip code.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:07 AM):
if you’re not mike, who are you?

Tambo ( ) says (12:08 AM):
someone who wishes “oh jesus” was speech-recognizable.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:08 AM):
:: grunts ::

Tambo ( ) says (12:08 AM):
:: pokes :: who do YOU think it would be?

Tambo ( ) says (12:08 AM):
pigfucker.

Tambo ( ) says (12:09 AM):
and incidentally, i’d totally do ryan reynolds.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:09 AM):
navin?

Tambo ( ) says (12:10 AM):
that, sir, was the best guess ever.

Tambo ( ) says (12:10 AM):
you win a prize.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:10 AM):
what sort of prize?

Tambo ( ) says (12:11 AM):
how about a bat wing?

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:11 AM):
mmm… I’ll pass.

Tambo ( ) says (12:11 AM):
no fun. no fun at all.

Tambo ( ) says (12:12 AM):
i’ll give you a guess. in that it’d pretty much be impossible for me to give you a bat wing.

Tambo ( ) says (12:13 AM):
and i’m fucking adorable.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:13 AM):
Jackie?

Tambo ( ) says (12:13 AM):
now you lose.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:13 AM):
No, that’s funny…

Tambo ( ) says (12:13 AM):
but we’re definitely having fun at your expense now.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:14 AM):
because that’s Mike’s mom.

Tambo ( ) says (12:14 AM):
so he just informed me.

Tambo ( ) says (12:14 AM):
you, sir, are now on notice.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:15 AM):
oh, wait–someone with no balls. did Lance come to visit?

Tambo ( ) says (12:16 AM):
somebody should blog this conversation. it’s in need of memorialization.