You probably haven’t noticed, but there’s a small “About” section at the bottom of the screen. I like to change it on a regular basis, sometimes more frequently than I actually post. Since I find it unlikely that anyone has been paying very close attention to my babbling, here are the banners I’ve used recently:

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is run by a heartless multinational conglomerate bent on the subjugation of all mankind. We own you.

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would probably share its Snickers© brand candy-stick with you, if you’d ask nicely and stop being so grabby all the time.

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Intarnets like Mom used to bake… before the accident.

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So I said, “Shut the fuck up, or I’ll hit you again, Grandma!”

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Where fun comes to die.

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It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I kind of like the one that I have at the moment, so there’s a halfway decent chance it will stay that way for a while.