Mike and I were meaninglessly jabbering at each other over IM tonight, as we are wont to do. For lack of anything to say, I jabbered “gerbil tennis.” Then, for no good reason, I googled the same phrase.

And there’s a web page for it. For gerbil tennis. Gerbil tennis has its own fucking web page.

GERBIL TENNIS HAS ITS OWN FUCKING WEB PAGE.