I finally bought a new phone. The one I had is an incredible piece of shit, and I’m thrilled to be rid of it. I’m trying to decide if I should dispose of it via smashing, disassembly, or baseball bat. Right now, I’m thinking disassembly.

I’ve been living in the 608 area code for a year and half now, and I decided not to transfer my 262 number. 262 is also a local exchange in Madison (as in, 608-262-xxxx), so it was a pain in the ass every time I told someone my phone number.

Also, there are a number of people who still have my old phone number that I’d prefer never to speak to again.

I’m not posting my new phone number here for obvious reasons, but you can call my old number up until the thirtieth to get my new number.