Overheard

“I want to see the Piggly Wiggly pig in the store. I’d beat the fuck out of him.”

Overheard

Two thirteen year old girls, overheard standing behind me at Starbucks:

“I always feel so mature when I get a macchiato.”
“Why?”
“Because they’re a grown-up drink.”

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© Marc Teale 2012.