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	<description>He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you</description>
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		<title>Poetry Splam</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 16:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just got this at my work email account.  It would seem that spambots have begun dabbling in poetry. (grave the sentence deep) and the air is filled that she passes through among]]></description>
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		<title>A Quick Tour of Queen Anne</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just signed a lease for a studio apartment near the top of Queen Anne, which is the name of a hill and neighborhood in Seattle.  I thought people might enjoy a brief tour of the area. For the past four months, I have been living in what is known as Lower Queen Anne, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goddammit, NBC.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I could give a tenth of a fuck about the Olympics. I was happy that the opening ceremony took place today, because that meant they&#8217;re that much closer to being done. I really want to stop reading and hearing about them in the news, and they can&#8217;t go away soon enough. There is exactly one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It buuuuuurns&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An albino girl crossed the street in front of my car at a stoplight the other day.Â  As she stood on the corner waiting to cross again, I looked at the skin on my inside forearm, back to her, then back to my forearm again.Â  The pallor of my skin was only barely darker than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Useless Telemarketer Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(My office phone rings) Me: [My company's name], this is Marc. (loud call-center type chatter, no response) Me: Hello? [Company name], this is Marc. Caller: Uh&#8230; hi. I&#8217;m calling from [garbled] Services, and we&#8217;re doing a surv&#8211;(click). I didn&#8217;t hang up on him. He hung up on himself in the middle of a sentence.]]></description>
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