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	<description>He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you</description>
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		<title>So, I have this hat&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 02:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been going to a chiropractor since March, since I had been more or less constantly in pain from my hip and knee being wildly out of alignment. The pain was frequently bad enough that it caused a noticeable limp and prevented me from walking to work. My chiropractor examined me, crunched a few bones, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hooker?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 05:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was heading out the door for a pub quiz tonight, and slung my backpack over my shoulder.  I&#8217;m on call at the moment, so my work laptop is my constant companion.  If something breaks, the page goes out to me, and I get to fix it ASAP. Iris (my roommate) saw me heading for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Quick Tour of Queen Anne</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just signed a lease for a studio apartment near the top of Queen Anne, which is the name of a hill and neighborhood in Seattle.  I thought people might enjoy a brief tour of the area. For the past four months, I have been living in what is known as Lower Queen Anne, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t Get Meat Fresher Than This</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pretty sure this is the sort of thing that makes PETA file criminal charges. Don&#8217;t worry, he&#8217;s fine.  I didn&#8217;t turn it on.]]></description>
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		<title>Did you know&#8230; vol. 2</title>
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