I think I see the problem here…

August 15, 2007 - 10pm

Walking back into my office, sipping my fast-food cup of Coke:

This tastes funny. Did they give me diet?

Another sip.

No. Were they low on syrup?

One more sip.

That’s not it either. What the hell? Why does this taste weird?

Then it hit me.

There was no whiskey in it.

Pics are Up

February 28, 2007 - 4am

Captioned pics from my trip are up here.

I’ll post a few stories once I get the time. As it is, it’s 4:20am, and even my friends on the west coast went to sleep long ago. Time for bed.

In the meantime, Mike posted a long entry containing the fragments he remembers of the night.

So tired…

February 26, 2007 - 1pm

I’m back in Wisconsin after an exhausting thirteen hour trip. The return trip consisted of Seattle > Detroit > Memphis > Milwaukee by plane, then Milwaukee to Madison by car. I managed to get less than an hour of constantly interrupted, neck-crampingly uncomfortable sleep on the flight between Detroit and Memphis.

I’m barely qualified to string sentence fragments together to hammer out this post. Hopefully, I’ll be lucid enough to post Saturday night’s bacchanalian exploits in the near future. Until then, here’s preview of what’s to come:

  • Mistakenly stumbling into a gay bar!
  • Transvestites!
  • Physical violence!
  • Brief nudity!

:: Cue soap opera organ music sting ::

And now, off to work!

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