Little Bitch

December 12, 2007 - 1am

I just got a really strange voicemail…

Hey yo, what up, Marc, my name is Steve and I took, uh, Tae Kwon Do back in Madison not too long ago. Uh, you gave me your number and everything so maybe some time we could hook up or whatever, uh, the new movie I am Legend is coming out and I wanted to see if you wanted to go see it. Gimme call a back, you should know the number, I gave it to you last time we met.

Normal to that point, right?

Anyways, looking forward to fucking you in your asshole again, you fucking faggot.
:: laughter in background ::

The fuck?

While I do know of a guy named Steve who has a legit reason to hospitalize me, this wasn’t him. I would have recognized his voice. This guy called and left a voicemail from a blocked telephone number, then insulted me with something I haven’t heard since high school. If he had any balls at all, he would have called from a traceable number, or at least identified himself.

As such, I’m mostly just amused by the call. Calling from a blocked number and leaving a prank message? Please. What a little bitch.

The strange thing is that Little Bitch knows the city I live in, my phone number, and that I practice martial arts–though I practice Tae Soo Do, not Tae Kwon Do. I’ve never taken Tae Kwon Do anywhere but Whitewater, and I rarely give out my phone number to anyone, and definitely haven’t done so recently… so I’m at a loss as to Little Bitch’s identity.

Update: Mystery solved. A friend of mine was apparently on a podcast radio show… thing… and they pranked me. More info in the comments.

The Awful Show

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  1. Hey man, you’re a good sport. I have to tell you, that call gave me a nose bleed from laughing so hard.

    It wasn’t on our main show “The Awful Show” but one of our mini shows we do during the week. The episode was Episode 32a. It is now available on iTunes or you could hear it here…

    http://www.awfulshow.com/awfulsnacks.html

    It’s about 26:30 into the show.

    You posting this makes it even funnier to me!

    Later bro.

    Comment by Tha Mike — December 12, 2007

  2. Dude, we laughed so fuckin hard, actually i still am laughing. Its all in good fun bro. Loving this blog!

    Much love bro. No hard feelings?

    Comment by Steve — December 15, 2007

  3. This prank was not so funny as far as pranks go for me… what made it the best was that mike laughed so hard I thought he was going to have a ceasure… and then his nose started bleeding and he was still laughing himself to tears! I loved it. Mike has such an infectious laughter! You should listen to The Awful Show!!! :)

    Comment by StephTheLesboLady — December 18, 2007

  4. Well, you know what they say…..render unto ceasure that which is seizure’s.

    Comment by Emmi — December 19, 2007

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