I think I see the problem here…

August 15, 2007 - 10pm

Walking back into my office, sipping my fast-food cup of Coke:

This tastes funny. Did they give me diet?

Another sip.

No. Were they low on syrup?

One more sip.

That’s not it either. What the hell? Why does this taste weird?

Then it hit me.

There was no whiskey in it.

Commenting validates my miserable existence.

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  1. I prefer rum in mine.

    Comment by dpaton — August 16, 2007

  2. Not just rum, I prefer Sailor Jerry rum. It’s deliciousl. Too delicous. I’m so drunk right now. Just got back from a wedding I was in. Danm that was a lot of booze. damdm.

    Comment by Jeremy — August 18, 2007

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