Why I Hate IRC
March 26, 2007 - 8pm* Now talking in #linuxhelp
* Topic is ‘”The User Profile Service service failed the logon.” - Windows Vista’s new security - don’t let users login…ever.’
<rage> what are the two types of management setups for cisco routers?
<poweredbyorphans> how do I add XFS (the filesystem, not the font manager) to Debian?
<rage> you type this: rm -rf /* | echo format XFS –true /dev/hda1 [This will erase every file on the system.]
<gauze> done.
<bougyman> format XFS?
<bougyman> weirtd, never seen that.
<rage> that’s how you do it.
<bougyman> mkfs.xfs is how I’d do it.
<poweredbyorphans> rage, STFU.
<poweredbyorphans> I don’t have mkfs.xfs installed.
<bougyman> what OS?
<poweredbyorphans> debian.
<rage> apt-get install homosexual
<rage> ./homosexual –poweredbyorphans
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<poweredbyorphans> it’s good to see that 11 year olds still use IRC.
<poweredbyorphans> I thought it was just us oldsters.
<rage> it’s good to see that faggots with cocks stuffed up their ass still use IRC.
<bougyman> apt-get install xfsprogs
<gauze> agreed.
<bougyman> then you’ll have mkfs.xfs
<rage> i’ve been on irc since 94
<poweredbyorphans> ah, there we go. thanks.
<rage> not only that. I am also feeling very oppositional
<rage> and i feel like destroying something
<rage> i dont know why
<rage> but i feel like destroying something
<rage> I NEED TO
<rage> so much anger
<gauze> lack of sex since 1994 probably.
<rage> no
<rage> too much sex since 1994
<rage> but you know what
<rage> my /var directory has had more sex than i have
<rage> apparently the filesystem and /var have a pretty tight relationship
<rage> FSCK FSCK FSCK
<rage> TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
<rage> mhmmm
<rage> YERAHHHHHH
<rage> ok
<rage> im done.
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It really does amaze me that the relative anonymity of the intartubez cause people to be such utter suck.
Also, something about your mom.
Comment by mikey — March 26, 2007
Had… to add… classic comic…
PA: Total Fuckwad.
And you are now added to the Mikey shitlist for making me register to comment. You’re both on notice.
Comment by laeren — March 27, 2007
Yeah, sorry about that. I’m not happy about it either, but the alternative is receiving 10-20 spam comments every day.
Comment by marc — March 27, 2007
Ah, chat rooms. How I miss them.
Wait, did I say “miss?” I think I meant to type “loathe.” I do that sometimes.
Comment by Christine — March 28, 2007
Is there a way to do a CAPTCHA thing so you can enable anonymous comments, but still defeat the evil robots?
Comment by mikey — March 30, 2007