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Why I Hate IRC

March 26, 2007 - 8pm

* Now talking in #linuxhelp
* Topic is ‘”The User Profile Service service failed the logon.” - Windows Vista’s new security - don’t let users login…ever.’
<rage> what are the two types of management setups for cisco routers?
<poweredbyorphans> how do I add XFS (the filesystem, not the font manager) to Debian?
<rage> you type this: rm -rf /* | echo format XFS –true /dev/hda1 [This will erase every file on the system.]
<gauze> done.
<bougyman> format XFS?
<bougyman> weirtd, never seen that.
<rage> that’s how you do it.
<bougyman> mkfs.xfs is how I’d do it.
<poweredbyorphans> rage, STFU.
<poweredbyorphans> I don’t have mkfs.xfs installed.
<bougyman> what OS?
<poweredbyorphans> debian.
<rage> apt-get install homosexual
<rage> ./homosexual –poweredbyorphans
* quacka has joined #linuxhelp
<poweredbyorphans> it’s good to see that 11 year olds still use IRC.
<poweredbyorphans> I thought it was just us oldsters.
<rage> it’s good to see that faggots with cocks stuffed up their ass still use IRC.
<bougyman> apt-get install xfsprogs
<gauze> agreed.
<bougyman> then you’ll have mkfs.xfs
<rage> i’ve been on irc since 94
<poweredbyorphans> ah, there we go. thanks.
<rage> not only that. I am also feeling very oppositional
<rage> and i feel like destroying something
<rage> i dont know why
<rage> but i feel like destroying something
<rage> I NEED TO
<rage> so much anger
<gauze> lack of sex since 1994 probably.
<rage> no
<rage> too much sex since 1994
<rage> but you know what
<rage> my /var directory has had more sex than i have
<rage> apparently the filesystem and /var have a pretty tight relationship
<rage> FSCK FSCK FSCK
<rage> TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH
<rage> mhmmm
<rage> YERAHHHHHH
<rage> ok
<rage> im done.

Ron Jeremy is an extra in Ghostbusters

March 25, 2007 - 12am

I should probably explain this, but I’m not going to. Deal with it.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:01 AM):
http://protoncharging.com/gb/2005/04/11/new-gb-trivia-ron-jeremy-in-gb/

Tambo ( ) says (12:01 AM):
SPEAKING OF YOU.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:01 AM):
YES?!

Tambo ( ) says (12:02 AM):
i knew that. you’re late to the game.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:03 AM):
do you want something, pigfucker?

Tambo ( ) says (12:03 AM):
oh yeah. i want something.

Tambo ( ) says (12:06 AM):
it kind of freaks me out that mike has the huge pictures on messenger.

Tambo ( ) says (12:06 AM):
your forehead needs its own zip code.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:07 AM):
if you’re not mike, who are you?

Tambo ( ) says (12:08 AM):
someone who wishes “oh jesus” was speech-recognizable.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:08 AM):
:: grunts ::

Tambo ( ) says (12:08 AM):
:: pokes :: who do YOU think it would be?

Tambo ( ) says (12:08 AM):
pigfucker.

Tambo ( ) says (12:09 AM):
and incidentally, i’d totally do ryan reynolds.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:09 AM):
navin?

Tambo ( ) says (12:10 AM):
that, sir, was the best guess ever.

Tambo ( ) says (12:10 AM):
you win a prize.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:10 AM):
what sort of prize?

Tambo ( ) says (12:11 AM):
how about a bat wing?

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:11 AM):
mmm… I’ll pass.

Tambo ( ) says (12:11 AM):
no fun. no fun at all.

Tambo ( ) says (12:12 AM):
i’ll give you a guess. in that it’d pretty much be impossible for me to give you a bat wing.

Tambo ( ) says (12:13 AM):
and i’m fucking adorable.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:13 AM):
Jackie?

Tambo ( ) says (12:13 AM):
now you lose.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:13 AM):
No, that’s funny…

Tambo ( ) says (12:13 AM):
but we’re definitely having fun at your expense now.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:14 AM):
because that’s Mike’s mom.

Tambo ( ) says (12:14 AM):
so he just informed me.

Tambo ( ) says (12:14 AM):
you, sir, are now on notice.

Marty Perl’s Airborne Carnival says (12:15 AM):
oh, wait–someone with no balls. did Lance come to visit?

Tambo ( ) says (12:16 AM):
somebody should blog this conversation. it’s in need of memorialization.

!FAIL!

March 25, 2007 - 12am

I failed miserably at Shutdown Day. I completely spaced on it and checked my email immediately after getting out of the shower this morning. After that, I figured that the whole thing was shot and completely gave up on it.

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