Church Signs

Anyone else seen this?  The Church Sign Generator?

I think I might have unintentionally stolen this from The Simpsons.  It seems familiar for some reason.

Minister carries less than $20 cash

This is cheap, but funny…

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No comment.

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First, apologies to Danulai, who is a devout Catholic.  Then, apologies to everyone else for referring to an obscure middle age practice of the Catholic church.

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Yeah… I don’t know.

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A few other ideas I had and rejected…

  • “Now with 50% more Jesus!”
  • “Does this look infected to you?”
  • “Buy one baptism, get your next funeral free.”

You’ll notice I steered clear of priest molestation jokes.  They’re not funny.  Stop making them.

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